-[rapping]: yo, my name isorange and i'm here to say the juice fields questionsmost every day we got pear, grapefruit,and marshmallow we even got a puny red dudethat's half of a fellow [record scratches]-hey!
crash diets juice, -[laughs]time for the juice, pear. -today we have myfavorite question yet. david howell writes, "orange,if you could be any supper hero, who would you be?"
-great question, david. most people don'trealize we foods have our own superheroescalled "supper heroes," but we do,so how 'bout it, everybody? i wanna know what's the juice?! grapefruit, superheroes, go! -all right, orange. i'm gonna have to go withmy all-time favorite superhero spider-flan![chuckles]
yeah,it's the best of both worlds. he get the powers of a spider,plus the texture of flan. -spider-flan?[retches] i can't think oftwo grosser things. combining them togethershould be illegal. -they're gross, this is true,but riddle me this: would any criminal messwith a superhero that gross? -i guess not. good point. -more like great point!
-i know a supper villainwho would mess spider-flan: magmeato! that's who i'd be. -uh, just to be clear, we're all fully aware thatthere are some supper heroes capable of flying,yet here we are selecting spider breedsand magnetic meats? -magmeato can fly ifhe has access to metals. he'll just make ahover board with his mind. plus, since he's made of meat,he's pretty much like, you know,
100% muscle, so i betthe ladies really dig that. -i'd choose to be thebiggest hero in the world: my mom! yay!!! -that's sweet but... can you mom take on souperman? 'cause that's who i'd be:souperman. -actually, my mom isfrom the planet krypton, so she can take on souperman! yay! kill! kill!
-okay, orange, who would you be? -batpan, 'cause he hasthe best theme song. -okay, yeah.just please don't start-- -♪ na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ batpan! ♪-we get it. ♪ batpan! ♪-orange, knock it off! ♪ batpan! ♪ [crash] whoa!
-we came as fast as we could. everyone, i am batpan. this is my sidekick,robinero sauce. -hey, everybody!-shut up, robinero. now did someone summon usby using the batpan theme song? -ooh-ooh! i did!batpan, you got to help me! i got a song stuck in my headand i can't get it out. -well, i've heard that ifyou sing a song repeatedly, it'll eventually go away.
[record scratches]-what?! [orange and robinero saucesinging batpan theme song] -(together)♪ batpan! ♪ [pear growls in annoyance] [static] captioned by streamcaptions.com -[orange laughs]knife!
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