crash diet in 2 days

(first shoot in a month) - hello, director. / - hello. - hello. / - hello. it's been ages. - it's our first shoot in a month. / - yeah, a month.

crash diet in 2 days, hey, wait... doesn't anyone want to join our program? yeah. where's the new member?

just tell us honestly. no one wants to join our team, right? i bet that's the case. we're reviewing the candidates right now. i doubt that. you just bring someone. - yeah. / - just bring someone. - bring zo insung. / - that's a good idea. - he's been here before. / - yeah.

he refused already. i'm sure about that. - song joongki. he's in your agency. / - him too. he doesn't want to either. park bogum. taek. choi taek! i think he's out of reach now. - why? / - he's too famous now. - yeah... / - just bring one person at a time.

so the new member won't join us today, right? we've invited a guest to really surprise you though. (wow!) (uncontrollable laughter) that means it's a girl. this means it's a girl. it took a long time to get permission to cast them. really? but they've made time for us today.

what if it's han hyojoo? they haven't been on many variety shows. - 100% certain! / - 100%. - han hyojoo! / - han hyojoo or kim yuna. - it's a girl. / - it is. we're so good with catering for guests. - blanket. / - that's for skirts! - skirt! skirt! / - oh, my goodness! - skirt! / - girl!

hold on to it. they're wearing a skirt. - skirt, skirt. / - to cover their skirt. they're delicate. (meeting the special guest one week earlier) it's an honor to meet you like this. how did you feel when you were invited to be on 2 days and 1 night? i didn't really feel anything.

you didn't feel anything? what's your reason for deciding to be on the show? i don't have any reason. i just wanted to try it. who is your favorite among our members? i don't really have a favorite. it's a great honor to meet you like this. please do your best for this shoot. (who is this chic and proud guest?) since we've invited a precious guest,

we thought of having a red carpet. red carpet? you normally have escorts, right? we had our guest do a vote to see who the most popular member is. - goodness. / - it really is a girl. then 1st place goes and gets her. - yeah. / - should we do that? - yeah, let's do that. / - yeah.

- that'd be more gentle. / - yeah. what a dirty world that judges by looks. - really? / - you're not that ugly, you know. - so 1st place? / - right? since joohyuk's gone. no, no. it's still the same but... - you're just not that ugly. / - thanks. you are ugly but... - just not that ugly. / - yeah.

1st is cha taehyun. that's for sure. let's make it 3rd place goes to get her. - 3rd place? / - i could be 3rd. let's make it 3rd. i'll tell you from 5th place. 5th is last, right? - yes, 5th is last place. / - no! - this is the worst. / - just do it, okay.

last place in popularity. i don't want to be last. i'm not nervous at all. just announce 5th place. jung joonyoung. (shock) jung joonyoung! you brat! you're so ugly.

- geez. / - ugly boy! geez... the way i see it... she's really old. totally old. yeah, whatever. she doesn't know who i am. she doesn't know jung joonyoung. whatever, we beat you with looks.

- you're last in terms of looks. / - last place. you're last with looks. 4th. defconn. it's okay, congratulations. - congratulations on coming 4th. / - congratulations. - congratulations. / - i beat this guy. 3rd is kim junho. this is it.

- yes. / - so long as we beat joonyoung. - so long as we beat you. / - yeah. - this is it. / - i'm rivals with cha taehyun. what's going on? you're lasting a long time. you're all so ugly. what's with this guy? i'm going to hold her waist when i bring her. - no touching allowed. / - why? she likes me.

- hover hand. / - like this. if i'm 1st, i'll carry her. - really? / - i'll carry her. nice. okay then. 1st place... - as if... / - 1st in the popularity vote. - as if... / - as if... they're looking at jongmin.

as if it'll be a surprise. cha taehyun. - we're similar. / - you were expecting to win. you get people with unique tastes once in a while. see? i told you taehyun was 1st. what if they're just getting our hopes up again just to shock us at the end? yeah, you never know. go up and scream for us at the cafe.

shout, "yeah!" if it's a pretty actress, shout. okay, i will. i'll scream like this if it's a girl. yeah, we deserve good days too. - yeah. / - this should be fun. this should be real fun. - i'll turn on my hotpack and give it to her. / - me too. - so cold. / - it's about time han hyojoo came.

one's not enough though, right? shouldn't we have around 4 guests? - yeah. / - actresses. han jimin. han hyojoo. - yeah, han jimin. / - are they friends? a han special. - han special sounds good. / - han goeun. (that scream means it's a female guest!) - i can't see. / - who is it?

- i'm not going to look. / - me neither. let's keep our backs turned first. - don't turn around. / - turn around later. here she comes. she must be here. look at their expressions. - who is it? / - the men look happy. all the men are looking that way. i can see their smiles.

taehyun, come. we can't turn around. it's not one person. (then it's a girl group?) - the male staff reactions are good. / - no joke. - can we look? / - can we turn around? can we turn around? turn around on the count of 3. 1, 2, 3. what the?

(frozen) (taehyun's carrying them as promised) (today's special guests) (who are they?) which member is your favorite? i don't have a favorite. (and one other person was there) are our guests here? i think they're on their way.

(he displayed excellent acting) (the siblings arrived while they shot the opening) this road is so complicated. (bright and cute, cha taeeun) (doesn't really know what's going on, cha sujin) let's go this way. hold on tight. - this should be fun. / - should be real fun. (ha...)

let's go, suchan. suchan, wait there. (might as well do a perfect job) (that's how he achieved it) (the shocking first meeting with the guests) (totally devastated) good to see you. hey, good to meet you. - welcome! / - welcome!

- taehyun, hurry up. / - let's go, suchan. come here, taehyun. what is this? "the return of superman?" hey, suchan... - hello! / - hello there. - hold my hand as you come down. / - hello. - come down. / - nice to meet you. come down, taeeun. hurry up.

what is this? so... is this for real? shouldn't the director of "the return of superman," kang bonggyu, be here? what is going on here? why did you cast children? - suchan, come here. / - hello. she's about to cry. hey, hold this.

princess! let's have the three guests introduce themselves. introduce themselves? hello, my name is cha suchan. no. 2. hello, i'm cha taeeun. - taeeun! / - no. 3. - hello. / - she can't speak. say hello.

hello... she doesn't want to. she is cha sujin. hello. today's special guests! cha taehyun's three children. cha suchan, cha taeeun, cha sujin. the cha cha cha siblings. wow, cha cha cha.

cha cha cha! everybody, cha cha cha. we must not be casting anyone anymore. no wonder he was 2nd. suchan. will they join us till tomorrow? until tomorrow? - wait... / - they're with us till tomorrow? it's too cold. the children will catch a cold.

this is no good. if you think of childhood memories... one of the most exciting memories is going on a trip with your dad's friends. a trip with uncles. so today we're going to have the 2016 new year family trip. let's head out. - cha cha cha special? / - how gloomy.

this isn't a family trip. mom's not here. family trip... he says it's not a family trip since mom's not here. but, director... we have to think from their point of view. whether they want to go. please interview them. are you happy about traveling with dad and uncles? do you think it'll be fun?

he says it'll be fun. i knew it. i told you it'd be like this. sujin's crying. - they're crying and laughing. it's nuts. / - i knew it. this is a total mess. no, wait for me. you're quite heavy. they won't fall over.

(new year family trip) okay then... - we need to head off now. / - what are you doing? stop touching her. before we officially begin our trip... and since the children are here too. we're going to be generous. money for snacks? we'll give you a menu.

you can choose one thing each. everything except vegetables. - what? / - everything except vegetables. you don't eat vegetables? today's menu. supermarket. there are all sorts of chips. butter biscuit. the children will choose later.

the members can choose one each. spicy rice cake with noodles for me. spicy rice cake with noodles. should i have roll cheese pizza? sounds good. roll cheese pizza. okay, everyone... (taeeun's having fun with uncle junho) fart.

kids love this best. (laughing out loud) sujin really likes junho. what's so funny? - i'm farting. / - okay, everyone... these are the foods you'll eat with the children. chicken croquette. - donut twists. / - donut twists. crab chips.

that's what they ordered. we're going to buy these things... - buy them? / - yes. who? as you can see, they're still unfamiliar with the show. our guests will buy them. we'll begin the adapting mission now. our guests? our guests need to adapt first.

adapting mission. cha cha sibling's challenge. cha cha sibling's challenge? - what is this? / - the children will go... and purchase the food you've ordered. if they bring the exact menu from the cafeteria, then you can eat. they'll buy spicy rice cake with noodles? how will they buy it?

suchan, do you know what spicy rice cake is? chicken croquette? instant noodles and spicy rice cakes. - roll cheese pizza. / - oh, he knows. - they won't memorize it. / - donut twist. suchan, you got it wrong! suchan, you got two wrong! they'll be back by tomorrow, right? they'll be back by tomorrow, taehyun?

but how do we buy them? - we need money to buy them. / - you'll get money. okay, let's go, suchan. suchan, memorize this. - chicken croquette. / - right. donut twist. - what was yours? / - roll cheese pizza. - that's it. suchan's got it. / - he's a genius. that's it.

he must've wanted to eat it. he's better than some of our members. okay, i'll be back. - no, suchan. / - suchan. you don't have money yet, suchan. do you have money? you need money first. - on credit. / - how much? on credit.

where did you learn about buying on credit? suchan, here's your money. - take the money. / - there you go. - what's that? / - he's going to do well. - it's money. / - i'll be back. taeeun. make sure you follow your brother. when i say, cha cha sibling challenge, suchan, you say, "2 days." okay?

then who says "and 1 night?" - we'll say it together. / - we say it. - let's go. / - taeeun, did you get that? cha cha sibling challenge. 2 days and 1 night! - see you soon. / - bye. it's that way. kids... it must be tough for taehyun.

hey, should we run away. so cool. - i want to run away. / - how does he raise kids? how does he raise three kids? 1, 2... (kbs cafeteria) (supermarket) (fast foods) (bakery) (dad, donut twist) (jongmin, roll cheese pizza)

(junho, spicy chicken croquette) (defconn, spicy rice cake with noodles) (joonyoung, crab snacks) dad. do i buy them at the mart or here? it must be in there. it's your mission so... take care of taeeun. you should at least tell me where the mart is. i think it's here.

(they bravely walk into the store) (they're inside the store) there it is. kids, come here. take a look at these chicks. do you like chicks. come here, take a look. (such a suspicious chick salesman) (it's the production team's first distraction)

(chicks heighten the children's curiosity) (will the cha siblings complete the mission?) (come here) come and see the chicks. come over here. look at these chicks. did you see the chicks? - no. / - have you seen them before? they're eating.

what's your name? - cha taeeun. / - taeeun? - i'm cha suchan. / - suchan? - my sister is cha sujin. / - sister? have you seen chicks before? you can touch them. touch them. just once. it's okay, they won't bite. put out your hands. both hands like this.

i'll put it on here. - how's that? is it okay? / - it's cute. cute, right? you get to feed them too. what do you think? i want to buy this. suchan, taeeun wants a chick. for real? - just one? / - how much is it for one?

- $1. / - but we're not supposed to buy this. let's eat, chicks. (suchan, take me) dad won't allow us. no, dad will like them too. one for dad, one for mom... - $5? / - one for taeeun, one for sujin... 5 in total. there are uncles too.

- buy us yummy food. / - yummy stuff. thank you. this is the right timing. (meanwhile back with the uncles...) (they're lazing about) why am i sleepy, when i got sleep? coming down after being so excited... the opening was fantastic. geez.

the difference in emotion is too great. suchan's gone to buy the stuff with taeeun, right? suchan has a good memory. seriously. i have to go home now. don't you want to buy one? taeeun, stay there for a minute. i'd better buy what we're supposed to first. what brings you here?

spicy rice cake with noodles? - do you want that to go? / - yes. i finally found one. - how much is it? / - it says $6. - i have $20. / - you've got $20? - how much change do you need? / - $4. very good. - bye. / - thank you. give me one please.

they eat well, don't they? - a lot please. / - you want a lot? how is it? you want one, right? taeeun, we have to go somewhere else now. feed them. i'm going to feed the chicks. the chicks eat if you do this. taeeun, stay there and watch. - i'd better go buy more stuff. / - goodness.

there must be no pizza. - what? / - roll cheese pizza. - huh? / - roll cheese pizza. you have to go to the bakery for that. (runs to the bakery) (taeeun wakes up from the spell) bakery... here it is. i found it.

do you have roll cheese pizza? don't you have sausage bread? you're here to buy bread? yes. roll cheese pizza... they don't have it. no... the vegetable croquette is good too. i have to buy what they told me to.

i'd better take another look. you're really clever. i have to buy our bread too. - suchan, should we buy this? / - no! no! no, no, no. this one too. 3, 4... one last one.

how much is that? $6.10 for these three. here's $10. $3.90. last one... (many people visit the cafeteria) (im baekcheon was passing by) (filming) (the cha cha siblings walk past)

(honey, they're selling chicks here) where's the crab chips? crab chips... it should be around here. i'm going to buy this. (i'll buy this first) (why can't i see it?) (it's right in front of him) don't they sell it here?

do i just leave? not here? let's just go. if we just go, we fail the mission. peek-a-boo. this is dad's voice. peek-a-boo! (scary...) i think that's a forced laugh. - that was kind of a forced laugh. / - forced?

(it's not easy entertaining them) gosh... for me... this is no shoot for me. i'm just suffering here. these are the most uncomfortable guests ever. there's no time for toothbrushes... it's no time to looking at toothbrushes. is it in the storage? storage?

it's not. what if they're sold out? they're sold out? (on the floor) (i'm right here) (he finally finds the chips) the cashier is... here. just this please. and this.

(makes sure to buy her stuff) (he makes sure he has everything) (they've completed the mission for now) chicks... they didn't tell us to buy any. do we need to? - are they drinking. / - what do i do? i think mom will scold us. she won't scold you. i'll give it to you for cheap.

taeeun, should we buy them or not? but them. they're cute, right? can we? did they buy the stuff? - suchan! / - we told them to buy what they want. sujin, your brother's here. - they're here. / - sujin, it's your brother. - over here. / - sujin.

- taeeun, over here. / - this is right. so tiring. so reliable. when did you get here? i used all the money. i bought chicks. why did you buy chicks? chicken... chicken croquette. why did you buy chicks when

you're meant to buy croquette? you bought chicks? chicks? - where did you buy chicks? / - what did you do? they're cute. - why did you buy these? / - this is yours. we'll check the result. - why did you buy this? / - this is yours, right? - that's correct. / - donut twist.

- donut twist. / - donut twist. next. - you can touch them. / - croquette. they don't bite... the spicy one... what's that? two croquettes. croquette. - two croquettes first. / - here it is.

- that's the way. / - good job. - this. / - pizza. - whose is the pizza? / - pizza? what about mine? - roll cheese pizza... / - is that the right one? - yes, with cheese. / - cheese roll pizza. - they said to buy it? / - huh? pizza... pizza bread? - which one? / - there is it.

- what's this? / - that's delicious. what's this? that's a donut twist. i found one. i found the second one. - what is it? / - spicy chicken? that's too spicy for you. the uncles said to buy it. he's a genius.

the crab chips. that's the way. - spicy rice cake with noodles. / - a bonus? spicy rice cake with noodles! perfect score? he didn't get anything wrong. not a single one wrong. suchan, you've succeeded the mission. - thanks to you. / - perfect score.

we can raise these as chickens... raise them... dad, when they become chickens, let's cook them and eat them. what did you say? - what? / - eat what? cook them when they become chickens? - these chicks... / - what do we do with the chicks? give them back.

she says to return them. - return them all? / - yes. return the chicks and come back. dad, you do it. (blood boiling) - yeah, dad. you do it. / - you take care of it. bye, chicks. this could've been big trouble. i would've been dead if i took these home.

we can't even raise them. dad's gone. what do we do? where did dad go? where's dad? come here, sujin. - stay with suchan. / - come here. - yeah. / - suchan. stay with suchan in dad's stead. give her one, give her one.

it's okay, don't cry. don't cry. - it's okay. / - i'll give it to you. don't cry. suchan, comfort her. that's it. it's delicious. amazing. what a good older brother. (he's better than four uncles) this is quite moving.

this is moving. this is why you need lots of children, right? she's smiling again now. she's always like that. before we head off now... sujin might be a little too young... do you think she can come along? it'd be difficult. he looks very serious.

it'd be better to send her home with mom. - he's cold. / - he says it's better to send her. there's no way to control her. that's what he's decided. come back next year. - bye. / - bye, uncles. bye. - bye-bye. / - bye-bye. bye-bye.

- bye-bye! / - hey! (passes her safely to mom) we'll start the family trip now. - i told you it's not a family trip. / - okay. today... today's destination... the views and atmosphere are different for every season. we'll be going to hongcheon, gangwon-do. hongcheon!

- isn't that close? / - that's close. before we head off... it's still a little awkward between everyone, right? we'd like you to get close with the kids as we move locations. they seem comfortable already. don't they seem very natural? then this is for you guys. the person that makes suchan and taeeun

laugh the most on the way there, will be exempt from lunch game of chance. and the lunch you'll be having over there... since we have really special guests today, we have a catered buffet ready for you. - buffet. / - who? - catered buffet. / - buffet! we'll begin the family trip to hongcheon. - let's go. / - let's head out.

- let's go! / - yeah. what is this car? it's the first time i've seen it. (a special car for the cha siblings) here you are, suchan. here you are, taeeun. over here. why is it sky blue? suchan, get in over there.

taeeun laughs often. taeeun, do you eat boogers? it's advantageous next to taeeun. no, no. we need to swap every 30 minutes. do rock, paper, scissors now. (meanwhile...) (taeeun laughs at pretty much anything) laugh. laugh for me.

you have to be funny for him to laugh. i'm ruined. taeeun... you're happy, right? suchan, it's fun to eat chips, right? smile, suchan. suchan, smile for me. crab chips! heading to taeeun's mouth...

but it ends up in mine! for me. defconn, swap seats with me. suchan's an adult here. he's a critic. laugh for me, laugh. laugh! he's ticklish! he's very ticklish!

i'll tickle you for an hour. so you're ticklish... what cookie walks on two feet? - cookie? / - what kind of wolf walks on two legs? a wolf that walks on two legs? a person. - what is it? / - what? a werewolf flavored cookie. - what? / - it's in "cookie run."

a werewolf flavored cookie? oh, it's from a game? you have to know the name of the cookie? uncle! tree flavor. there's a tree flavored cookie? - branch cookie. / - christmas. - branch cookie? / - santa claus cookie! - santa... / - santa cookie sounds good. santa...

booger flavored cookie. (cracking up) panty cookie. athlete's foot cookie. - so noisy. / - they're so noisy. taeeun, it's a blue crab. what? let's take a break. we have ages to go till we reach hongcheon.

- we have traffic. / - hey... it hasn't even been 10 minutes and i'm exhausted. taehyun, how do you raise them? - you're amazing. / - from strawberry cookie... they talked about so many things. - steak! / - foolish uncle cookie. - steak... / - foolish uncle cookie! - steak... / - steak cookie! (dad takes care of taeeun first)

- just a minute. / - it's really snowing. (she's excited by the light snow) watch out for cars. careful. all we did was talk about cookies. no, we did our best. they'll choose us two. buy me some rice puffs. - what? / - rice puffs. - rice puffs? / - yes.

see that man? ask the director to buy you some rice puffs. but rice puffs aren't that great. let's eat a corndog. you and me. half-half? how about it? we can't go half-half. get two. - two? / - buy two and eat one each. then tell him you want to eat two. hurry up and buy me two corndogs.

- where did he go? / - where is he? director. i'll buy you a corndog. where are they? over here, over here. come here. - here they are. / - corndogs. which corndog do you want? - hot bar? / - this one's big, right?

- this one. / - you eat this one, i'll have this one. - i'll have this. / - okay. - let's share this. / - i want fish cake. you'll be eating two anyway. i just want one fish cake. then just give me a bite. okay, one bite. - no... / - you can't do that. - hey, we... / - run away!

- hey! / - hey! hey, you traitor. hey, traitor! hey! hey! gosh... like father like son. he used us. i can't trust him. he keeps saying he'll pick us.

if he chooses jongmin, i'll make him cry. i'm going to make cha suchan cry. hey, traitor! where are you? - traitor. / - where did he go? what a traitor. - looks good. / - a bite for me. is it good? (in the end, they didn't get anything) (struggling)

let's put this on, since it's cold. what? didn't you get any? - we didn't even get a bite. / - why not? i'm going to sleep now. (it was a long trip and they all fell asleep) (wanting to mess around) (attacking his sideburn) i taught him how to do that. (i'll stay awake)

you won't get me now. (i'm so sleepy) not put that on. (he won't leave junho alone) jongmin, want to come back here. no. why not? (suffering from a bad seat choice) (joonyoung's egging him on?)

(torture) patience game... i can win for sure if we do a patience test. (so difficult to make the cha siblings laugh) (after a tough 2 hours, they arrive at base camp) (welcome) we're here, kids. goodness, what is this place? you... i'm going to get revenge on you.

i'm going to get revenge when you sleep. where's uncle jongmin? where are you? (yelp) (boys express friendship through actions) (guess they've become close) that's it. let's go. (taeeun's sleepy in the midst of all this) i'm sleepy.

- you're sleepy? / - sleepy? taeeun's sleepy. i'll go and put her to bed. should we all go to sleep? let's go inside. - aren't you cold? / - goodness. put your jacket on. that was a long drive with the kids. on the way...

the member that made the siblings laugh the most. they'll get a full course buffet. - full! / - suchan. - are you confident? / - yes. i believe the results will reflect our effort. in everything... suchan, did the uncles make you laugh on the way? - yes. / - of course. what did you find fun?

annoying him. he didn't sleep a wink. every time he tried to sleep... it might've been fun for you, but it wasn't for me. it was so funny when he was sleeping. he did stuff to my ear like 100 times. what is that? why does that chicken have so many feathers? is that a silky fowl?

- what is that? / - go and catch it. - suchan. / - all of a sudden? bravely catch it. telling him to suddenly catch it? - goodness. / - it's scary... suchan... this must be a female. this one's wearing shoes too. - sleepy? / - yes. it's running away.

- dad, put me down. / - put you down? let's go. should we take a look? let's go, suchan. come here. - over here. / - see you. (mischievous uncle) doesn't it have wings? go into that fire and become charcoal chicken. hey, hey...

- don't say that. / - suchan. i'll catch it for you later. it's because he's hungry. we have to move on. suchan, it's because you're hungry, right? he's chasing the chicken into the fire? he wants it to jump in and become charcoal chicken. telling it to go in. what will i do with him? it won't go in.

it's too hot to go in. would you go in there? we'll choose the funniest uncle that will be exempt from lunch game of chance. - can't i choose two? / - you can't. he must have two in his mind. - two? / - he's thinking of two people. then just eliminate two first. eliminate them.

would any of you be upset, if it's not you? - i'd be upset. / - i would be. i won't stay still. i tried hard. i could cry. you couldn't get a worse betrayal. i'm appealing. - it's us two. / - yeah. - so you're all expecting to win then. / - yes.

okay, suchan. you have to choose two people. just tap them from behind. do it slowly. - buffet. / - just pick them? dad, look at the snow. is it snowing? (really? joonyoung? that's it!

this uncle? yeah! - and also... / - i gave him everything to annoy him. (joonyoung was the one that gave him the ideas) (he won his favor by teaching him) (then he fell asleep) hey... suchan, that was really unexpected. that guy just slept for 1.5 hours.

suchan, we didn't think you'd do that. suchan, i don't know about these guys but... i'm lobbying. this one's warmer. this is warmer. - right? / - that's so warm. this is much warmer. put your hand in here. put it in here.

like this. - it's warm, right? / - like this? warm, right? suchan, i love you. - joonyoung... / - does she pick too? let's choose one more uncle first. - taeeun... / - do it slowly. taeeun, choose me. - sleeping sleep. / - hit him hard.

- piggy pig. / - hit him hard this time. - do it slowly. / - kick him. my butt is really firm. (who will suchan pick?) (defconn) (he chose defconn!) (i'll kick you) your even unpopular. hey, suchan.

why didn't you pick me? because you tickled me. you went too far. think about what you did to my ear! you dare not choose me? you dare it? you didn't let me sleep a wink... then not choose me? you deviously not choose me?

that's not right. right? taeeun, that's not right, is it? stop trying to win points. taeeun! taeeun! uncle is here. - now taeeun. / - stop that. - taeeun. / - she gets the final choice. what does taeeun normally like?

she likes princesses. princesses? i'll buy you a princess. - i'll buy you 100 princesses. / - a princess doll. taeeun, which uncle do you like out of the two? go and give him a kiss, okay? the uncle that made you laugh. kiss. - who? who do you want to kiss? / - kiss. kiss, kiss.

come with me, dad. come with dad. come together. who will you kiss? (kissing defconn's back?) kiss his cheek. you have to kiss his cheek. anyway, she chose me. she chose me. - she chose me, right? / - no.

she has to kiss you on the cheek. okay, here. on the cheek here. (smooch) - yeah! / - but i chose two of them. - thank you. / - i should've played with her. it's because he was sitting next to her. yeah, he did this for an hour. that's a first kiss.

for who? for taeeun. - first kiss? / - thanks, guys. cha suchan... how dare you not choose me? look at how chummy they are just because suchan chose him. i'm his godfather. you look good together.

suchan chose defconn... dad, stop for a second. - come back here. / - why? hold me. hold you? ask that uncle to hold you. the uncle you chose. you chose that uncle. - ask him to carry you. / - let me.

why? okay, let's go. you're not carrying me. oh, you're heavy. you don't want to? where are we going? aren't we going indoors? they're installing some strange cameras there. i saw that lift earlier...

why is there a camera here? taeeun, you must be riding on this. (we know those helmets) (we only wear them for extreme shoots) why do they have cameras here? we must be doing something on that stepping stone. (today's lunch game of chance location) what are we doing on this dangerous thing? it looks dangerous as it is. what are we doing?

i'll be suchan's knight. i'll be taeeun's prince. (so naughty) - let's hurry up. / - yes. we'll begin lunch game of chance. oh, my goodness. you guys provide pleasant surprises. (it's been a while since taeeun's been outdoors) (the special guest has special stamina)

that's my revenge, cha suchan. (you attacked me?) (super suchan) transform! (furious energy blast) (can we get on with the shoot please?) hurry up and do something. we're going to choose two people who will get to eat with the kids.

you see that bridge, right? you have to quickly cross the bridge. in the middle, you'll see ice cream. they're hanging there. you have to eat the ice cream in the middle. then ring the bell at the end. that will be your time attack. i've beaten one guy already. we've beaten one. kim jongmin's out.

jongmin's out. i'm going to run across it. do whatever you want. run as fast as you can. how do we cross that? not you. but i want to eat that ice cream. (the ice cream overcomes fear of heights) can you do it?

i'll just go and grab the ice cream. you want to grab the ice cream? it'll be scary going up there. wait a minute. - okay, okay. / - just a minute. - he can't do it. / - amazing. he's just saying that. you're just all talk, right? defconn's already secured his lunch.

please take the children and wait over there. i'm jealous. i'm so jealous. the three of us can leave. - let's go. / - let's wait over there. - we'll come up like this. / - ice cream... i'll bring you ice cream. - let's wait. / - i can't eat ice cream. - really? / - okay, okay.

you can do it. - let's go. / - i can only drink warm water. - lone bridge. / - let's start. get some work done. let's hurry it up. we could finish it quick since the kids aren't here. let's go, let's go. do we have to wear these? (your lives are precious) (he takes the most care to put it on)

- is this right? / - yeah. that's it? can you please check my safety gear? he wants it checked. (even after 9 years, he's still the same) (the lunch game of chance finally begins) it's up to the point where you take off the rope. is it scary? this is no joke.

i'm ready. he's fast. he's really fast. jongmin. you're out. you're out for sure. this is so scary... do a good job. - go, dad! / - my goodness...

(he grabs the ice cream) (yum) i'd better hurry. my feet aren't moving like i'd like them to. (taehyun finishes course 1) (the second course is a shaking bridge) (very difficult) (and there's something more difficult too) that looks fun.

water gun? it'll be cold if you take off your gloves. you just need to press this to shoot. just squeeze the trigger. that's it. good girl. the uncles will walk by here. - then we just have to shoot them. / - i'll try it. (how exciting) - hurry up. / - water gun?

(looks like a difficult course) here comes dad. sorry, but i'll throw this big ball. what, suchan? wow, what is this? sorry, dad... i'm going to throw these at you. (i'm your father) (the hardest game of chance course to date)

dad's coming. should we shoot him? no, no, no, no! - not dad! / - don't want to shoot him? (now you recognize me?) don't shoot dad. taeeun, don't shoot at dad. he's saying not to shoot. suchan, water gun. - shoot water at dad. / - no! don't!

they're being such good kids. it's the end. ring the bell. success! wait, dad popsicle. i have to eat it all. there are two more coming. suchan, it's junho. junho's coming.

kim junho's coming. - shoot at him. / - attack. - over there. / - ready... careful, you'll fall off. - hurry, the water gun. / - ready to fire. hurry, the water gun. - get ready to shoot. / - get ready. welcome. (the moment he steps on the second course)

fire! (i only shoot one guy) (junho keeps slipping off) (you've still a long way to go) (this is no longer game of chance, it's war) (working so hard to get a meal) (but he works hard to end the course) this is the final blow. (junho completes the echo bridge)

i'll get you for this. that brat... (come here, bad guys) (next up is the ancient entertainer) sir. sir, sir. isn't this better? sliding like this. joonyoung, you won't be eating. so annoying.

i'll be way faster. let's go... mommy! just don't look down. just look ahead. i'll just look ahead. (creeping) this really isn't fair. don't, don't! don't! don't! seriously.

joonyoung! (yoink) (jongmin does his best to cross) (he passes the first course) want me to throw this? hey, what's going on? what's with this? what's with this? behind you! (hi)

(joonyoung has no fear) (completes the first course in no time) - hurry up. / - that's it. i'll go first. hey, how do we cross? it's dangerous. (he squeezes through that gap) yeah, you go ahead. joonyoung's really fast. this won't do.

don't. i chose that uncle. - don't shoot him? / - no. what about him? can i shoot at him? - do whatever you want. / - okay. he's telling me not to touch joonyoung. taeeun, that uncle. - good job. / - nice.

good job. good, taeeun. the face. aim for the face. shoot the face. good one, taeeun. pass me the water gun. why aren't you shooting? (this looks fun) (the adults are worse) i'll do it.

let me try. - this is fun. / - give me the water gun. she wants the water gun. suchan... (soaked to the bone) - hey, suchan! / - suchan... shoot him with this. - yeah. / - you've been dumped in water. he's totally soaked.

that's enough. good job, agents. good job. mission complete. we were a distraction. that was fun. dad, i asked for it. why won't you give it to me? - that's mean. / - oh, the popsicle? i had to eat that for my mission. that was my mission.

- let's eat. / - eat up. let's go then. - taeeun, let's go and eat. / - i'm so hungry. they're amazing. incredible. when do you want to get married? i don't want to. is joohyuk doing well? (think about getting married)

(we made a playroom for the kids) let's go eat, suchan. suchan, let's eat. i thought it was a real chicken. - let's take a seat. / - they're balloons? (the kids are excited by the balloons) the top 2 can eat. 1st place is... it's joonyoung of course.

- hello. / - dad... 1 minute 29 seconds. you know i moved out of the way for you, right? i did that for you. 2nd place... the last person that gets to eat. fortunately, it's daddy taehyun. daddy taehyun. 2 minutes 26 minutes.

tell us the times for the other members. junho's time was 3 minutes 40 seconds. that was slow. - over 3 minutes. / - what about the slowest? - jongmin? / - yes. jongmin's time was 6 minutes 40 seconds. are you happy? what are you so happy about? he's cracking up.

so defconn, taehyun and joonyoung. - congratulations. / - you three get to eat. (a special lunch for our special guests) (a top feast made up of 20 dishes) wow, there's gold. - gold sushi. / - it's gold sushi. - what is it? / - eel! eel. eel. pine mushroom.

pine mushroom... (eel, beef tartare, pine mushrooms for adults) (candy, chips, chocolate for the kids) marshimaro. (marshimaro is here?) - dip it in this. / - marshimaro? - huh? / - you mean marshmallow. the kid is teaching him. check out this chocolate tower.

this is the best. do you like the food we've prepared for you? indeed we do! it's amazing. you can start eating now. - there's a rule you must keep. / - what is it? since we're with the kids, such and taeeun... you guys just eat.

take whatever you want on your plates. you can only eat whatever the children eat. just take one thing. you have to take exactly the same as suchan. - taeeun, you want this? / - 3 chicken skewers. - 3 chicken skewers? / - yes. you can just eat one at a time. - looks delicious. / - suchan. - this is for lunch. / - taeeun, you choose too.

suchan, wait. let's discuss this first. let's talk about this. - this looks good. / - looks delicious. is he crazy? - i don't believe this. / - suchan. take some ice cream too. okay, eat some ice cream too. take one of these ice creams. - is this everything? / - no.

do you want this? which one do you want? tell me which one you want. no, you're not allowed to do that. - this one. / - not too much. you can place the chocolates together. this one... this is enough for one plate. this is dessert?

suchan wants another plate. because that has chocolate on it. - dessert... / - i'll eat this first. - dad, look at the doggy. / - that's it, suchan. suchan, the eel looks delicious. if you could just grab one. we only eat whatever you eat. that looks delicious. that's the way, you're very strong.

that's it. secure the rice first. good, that's the way. it's good though, right? - what will you eat? / - he's already decided. it can't be helped today. - the side dishes... / - chips and rice is good. chips and rice. jerky, chips and rice. with no side dishes.

jerky and chips. you guys don't like rice rolls? that's so disappointing. you don't need any more fruit. since when did you eat so much fruit? - i only chose three. / - really? finished. finished? (i don't believe this)

(purely for suchan's palette) (chocolate set featuring chicken skewers) (starting with eel, past the strawberries and rice) (finishing with jerky and chocolate cookie) (unbelievable kids meal) (now we just have taeeun's plate left) taehyun helped with taeeun's plate. so only taehyun can eat her menu. we'll take this one too.

(it's not too much better) let me tell you... 3 pieces of eel. 2 mussels. 2 salmon sushis. (rice, jerky, strawberry, chocolate cookie, sushi) (eel, marshmallow, chicken skewer, are you kidding?) there was no point to winning the game. i'm sorry but this is great for kids. but adults eat this and they'll get diabetes.

i'll get diabetes! - let's stick to the rules. / - thanks, suchan. thanks, taeeun. (they're eating but they're unhappy) (but it's the best meal for the kids) i don't think i ate like this in grade school. it's a waste to take them to buffets. aren't you going to give us anything? - we need to eat. / - give us something.

you gave us rice and soy sauce at least. - what is this? / - we get nothing? let us choose just two dishes. - just two. just one. / - just one. suchan, can you choose for them? - yeah. / - just one. don't tell him anything. no one say a word. defconn, keep quiet. - suchan... / - stop it!

don't be like that. (let me choose just one) just one chocolate mushroom. - what do you think we'd like? / - we're so hungry. one chocolate mushroom. you get one chocolate mushroom. no way... what about me? - one chocolate stick. / - i'm so hungry here.

put it on a plate. go over there and give them one chocolate stick. think about the uncles. want something to gain lots of weight? do you want to eat cookies? we ate lots of cookies in the car, right? yes, i don't feel like cookies. if that's the case... this one.

that's really salty. it'd be salty without rice. it's the dish that junho loves. junho loves that. (here you go, uncle junho) hey, you're supposed to eat this with rice. i'll get you some rice then. spicy beef stew for jongmin. we're not allowed any rice. it's just one dish.

you have to eat this. that's not bad. - spicy beef stew. / - that's too much. this is very classy. thanks, suchan. thanks for this, suchan. - thanks for the food. / - eat up. - the spicy beef stew isn't bad. / - yeah. (they're so hungry...)

(that they're chowing down) hey, how do you eat that? i can't eat this, seriously. i can't have more than one. i can leave it, right? taeeun, can i have that rice roll? no? won't you give us a present? eat this then. she says to eat this.

which one of us can eat it? - so nice. / - so kind. (that was close) (after tasting a dish like that...) suchan, the rice rolls look really good. rice rolls. i'd better go back here. what are you doing back there? here.

this is lunch. he called me back there for this. thanks for the marinated crab and chocolate. let's get some rice rolls. i'm done after i eat this. he's getting rice rolls. rice rolls? - a gift for us? / - he's chosen rice rolls. - how many rice rolls? / - 6?

- suchan! / - you grabbed 6 rice rolls? 6 rice rolls? okay. suchan, should we meet in the back with rice rolls? daddy will eat it. - please do a good exchange. / - okay. (smirk) (junho involved in food trafficking) there's trafficking going on back there. what's going on back there?

suchan is doing a good job. he's good. - can i put it in there? / - sure. you're great. see you next time, suchan. see you soon. (for these hungry uncles...) what a man! so manly.

(he calls them to the back again) (sure thing) - is it okay for you to keep doing this? / - yes. it's because he's a good boy. suchan will become a president later. suchan, why are you giving them food? why these uncles? just. just? there must be a reason. why?

i feel sorry for them. because we starved? i'm about to cry. sit down. i thought he just wanted to annoy me. he knows how to play with our hearts. rascal... he's great a playing hard to get. (thanks to suchan...)

(everyone ate plenty for lunch) it's good, right? (after a sweet lunch) (video calling mom) - are you having fun? / - yeah. she's sad because she was left behind. sujin's sad. look at her open her mouth. yum, yum. sujin, we're sorry.

taeeun and suchan are having fun... (take me with you) you couldn't come here anyway. (see you tomorrow, sujin) (the members head to the next mission location) (taeeun's laughs even in unfamiliar locations) - it's snow. / - it's snow! - snow! / - it's snow. - careful, it's slippery. / - it's snow.

(all kids love this place...) (snow sled field!) this is the winter wonderland for our children. it's a snow sled field. (looks fun) taeeun, have you ever ridden a snow led? - no! / - first time? - she'll have to ride it today. / - it's a first. how many times have you ridden one, suchan?

me? zero times. - zero times. / - it's your first time too? - yes. / - really? - really? / - it's their first time? i don't think they've ever been on snow sleds. since their dad's busy... normally if you go on trips with your relatives... it's the uncles that play with you more than your exhausted parents.

- it's not like that these days. / - not these days. i got exhausted in the car. nice! 5 minutes in the car and i was out. i was out of energy. the uncles will ride down the sleds in funny ways. and the children will choose the funniest person. - so... / - it's another popularity vote. dad, i want to ride the snow sled.

i want to ride it too. (the result...) where are you going? he just charges ahead. suchan charges on. he doesn't look back. - he has a strong desire. / - full of desire. we'll watch the uncles slide down first then the children can go down right away.

dad, i want to ride down too. (taeeun holds dad's hand as she trudges on) fascinating. they're foot prints. my foot's going in. it's not going in here. suchan, hold it like me. - look. / - i got it! (dejected) i'm not running away.

i want to hurry. i wish someone would hold this for me. - is it heavy? / - it's tough. - it's tough? / - yes. having fun is supposed to be tough. (i'll just carry it) who's the 1st uncle? - uncle sleep. / - sleeping sleep. watch him.

watch. taeeun, watch him. it must be fun. (he's sliding down on his back) that's so cold! he didn't look cool though. he's on a strange pillow. strange... jongmin, go.

- uncle jongmin. / - uncle jongmin. let's go! that's scary. (sliding) (unimpressed) (couldn't change directions and slides backwards) this is fun. - that was strange, right? / - yes. he flipped.

at the end... (he's the heaviest here) (he accelerates at the end) (crash) (full of expectation) go, joonyoung! (heart beating) (lightly stops) this is totally fun.

(finally time for suchan's first sled) (slip) (are you okay?) (he needs to ride with an uncle) dad, i want to ride the sled. i rode it but it'll be scary for you. doggy. doggy! which uncle do you want to ride the sled with?

except dad. - dad. / - you want to ride with dad? then you ride with dad. i want the fastest one. suchan, who do you want to ride with? they have to be fast. (appealing with his sack) why do you have bean sprouts? - bean sprouts. / - bean sprouts.

hey, don't say that about my sled. - in the old days... / - you're out. in the old days, they all rode on hay. out of these three... then it's two again. two again? who and who? first... - joonyoung? / - out of these two.

out of us two? - not me? / - come out. it's not you. - come out. / - out of these two? then it'll be uncle no. 1 and uncle no. 2. you choose one of us. - no. 1. / - no. 1, okay. - no. 2. / - the uncle that's chosen... it'd be nice if there were lifts here

but we don't, so you need to carry our children up. (depressed) there's no way they can carry us. you have to carry their sleds too. - rudolph? / - it's rudolph the pig. - the pig? / - i'm sorry but it's too small. - it's small. / - let's go. - rudolph the pig. / - the pig. 'rudolph the piggy reindeer...'

'had a very shiny nose' where are you going, master? piggy back? - piggy back him. / - piggy back. suchan! he doesn't want a piggy back. suchan, it's a mission. he's too excited right now. 'rudolph the red nosed reindeer'

sharp nose! booger! (weird song and unnecessary hike) - what are you up to? / - looking for treasure. - huh? / - treasure. 'let's dig a hole, let's dig a hole' 'let's dig a hole' it doesn't slide very well here. maybe we have to go further up.

no, it's really fun for me. - huh? / - it's really fun. you're really having fun? (if my daughter wants to have fun then we'll slide) i want to go again. it's so much fun. is it fun? oh, that's so funny. (going again because she's having fun)

(full of laughter) again. it's fun. again, again! come on, dad. with the gloves. why didn't you say your hands are freezing? seriously... am i being too different to how i'm with my son?

(so much love) (the son is out on a lonely hike) (and next to him...) when did you get here, uncle? we'll be spending christmas together at this rate. it's no longer a race. there's no competition whatsoever. even the uncle doesn't listen. - even the adults don't listen. / - why aren't they?

what are they doing? sitting around up there. (looks like things won't go as planned) - ready? / - i'll hold on as well. - hold tight. / - since it's dangerous. - are you ready? / - yes. i'll slide down when you say go. - go. / - go! go! (bumpy)

(sliding down safety with uncle) (covering his face from the snow dust) (arrived) fast, right? that was fun! it was fast, right? - was it fun? / - yes. - right? / - go with uncle joonyoung this time. uncle joonyoung.

go with uncle joonyoung this time. wow... right? want to go with uncle joonyoung? - you want to ride alone, don't you? / - excuse me? - ride alone. / - i want to ride alone. - ride alone then. / - he wants to do it alone. i'll try by myself first. then go and watch over him... hurry, rudolph the piggy reindeer!

(struggling with a sleigh his size) i'm going to ride alone. (he bravely rides down on his own) (he's fine on his own) (takes a few seconds to slide down) (slides down) (walks up) (slides down some more) (walks up again)

(continuous loop) is he running over? he has so much energy. want to stop? - huh? / - should we stop? - no. / - okay then. please pass me the sled. okay. - catch. / - pass.

he's incredible. so what game are they playing up there? what exactly are they doing? (like he's climbing the himalayas) should we stop now? uncle fool, please bring more of these. want me to bring you some more? - excuse me? / - bring some more? bring all of the rest of them.

he wants me to bring all of them. (since we're here to play with him) (and it's not just suchan) (taeeun's having the time of her life too) - i want to go again. / - i'm sure you do. (she's getting addicted to the snow sled) i want to go again. again! (this is bad...) is this why they don't take kids snow sledding?

this must be why they don't come. - suchan! / - suchan! (geez, these guys) (crashing) (we told them to take care of the kids) i made defconn crash. (they're having fun by themselves) - taeeun, are you done now? / - yes. (taeeun's racing is complete)

dad, i want to go inside now. - you want to go inside? / - yeah. but your brother isn't here yet. i'll crawl up if i have to. (an outlaw on the snow field) (he's amazing) (looking around suspiciously) cha suchan. i told you i'd get revenge.

would i really give you delicious hot chocolate? you'll be drinking salt. so salty. (sip) (barf) (looks like regular hot chocolate) salt chocolate. salty hot chocolate. (the target slides down just in time) you're good now.

suchan, do you want some cocoa? here, have a drink. it's warm hot chocolate. i'm so thirsty. that's good. just think of it as sweet water. choco, choco. cheers. cheers for what? (sniffle)

(tasting) this is really salty. did you put salt in here? (happy about fooling a 9-year-old) that was salt water! this is real hot chocolate. this one's real. try it. that wasn't a very good reaction. he's quite calm.

after drinking that salt water... i fed suchan some salt water. he drinks it and says it's salty. then threw the cup at me. (let's not fool around here) i did the wrong thing. he said he was thirsty and i gave him salt water. 1... 2...

not 3... (the night's getting darker) i'm going to slide down from a lower point. again? (the vj can't help but laugh) this is high enough. hey, cha suchan. cha suchan! (he's just warming up)

i want to ride again tomorrow. you have to go home tomorrow. (it's not over till it's over) (now they're into the trampoline) here comes suchan. suchan's coming. don't come. don't come here. (suchan, this is fun)

(here he comes) you're here? no, don't come. it'll take an hour if you come here. (he starts to jump) why did you come here? (actor and father, cha taehyun) (we didn't know it was this hard for you) (you gave birth to this great energy)

(there is no tomorrow for suchan) suchan, come here and sit down. - sit down. / - sit down and don't fall over. you win if you don't fall over. here we go. (he has to last without falling over) (so strong) the puppy's bouncing too. (this is fun)

wait. why? why? what is it? oh, okay. okay, i'm coming! (the uncles are trying to leave) don't try to sneak away. why do you keep calling for me? you can't leave. they're calling. the foolish uncle is calling.

- suchan... / - the foolish uncle... - stop bothering uncle. / - look, look. - just once. / - dad's jumping. - just once. / - sit down. no, dad's not as good. dad doesn't jump very high. jump higher. he wants you to jump higher. just once!

let's leave then. how do i get out? help me with my shoes. here are your shoes, taeeun. help me with my shoes too please. - this is it. / - i'll put them on. - 1, 2, 3 and clap. / - 1, 2, 3. (next time) (the kids want food)

(we have to showcase our skills) let's go, dad. we have to succeed for you to eat. just try it first. (the difficult trip isn't over yet) start! (an intense sleeping game of chance on the snow) i'm sorry. i'm sorry for disappointing you.

("you live in my heart" by kim taewook) ("in the end" by noel)